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LAWS of LOVE(funny)

Posted: Sat, 26 Apr 2008

Ist Law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

IInd Law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance.

IIIrd Law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

IVth Law:
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can only be changed from one person to another




Quotes

Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008

1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS -

YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA




2. THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS

a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER

b) WORK MORE THAN OTHER

c) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE



3. DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD.

IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE




4. IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,

HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD, WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? - MOTHER THERESA



5. NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - OSCAR WILDE



6. IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,

TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - MOTHER THERESA



7. WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST,

WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR



8. EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD,

BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING HIMSELF - LEO TOLSTOY



9. I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES, I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED

THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE -THOMAS EDISON




10. BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS;

BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERY DANGEROUS - ABRAHAM LINCOLN



11. LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - ABDUL KALAM



12. IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,

THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - EINSTEIN



13. NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE TRUST, PROMISE, RELATION,

HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT- CHARLES



14. IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE
THEM - MOTHER THERESA




17 signs of falling in love

Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008

SEVENTEEN:
U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY



SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU
STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.



FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.



FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM



THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY' RE AROUND.




ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE
SAME TIME



TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.



NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All
YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.



EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM



SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.



SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.




FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT THEM.



FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.



THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...



TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DIDN'T NOTICE NUMBER
TWELVE.



ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.




Why boys and gurls make out....so true!(FOR BOYS)

Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008

you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 1 hour the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you.
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advice....

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!*

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
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My Loneliness and I

Posted: Fri, 07 Mar 2008

Do you still think about me?
Is my pain still tattooed in yours?

How is it that you love me,
And Yet
You are with her!

I could relate all my pain
Back to you
My inspiration is born
In you

The pain fuels my desires
And
I write

Why does it matter
If the letters were all wrong
You knew exactly
What I meant to say

Who you find yourself with
At the end of the night?
I know is not me!

You speak of love
But do you know what love is?
Can you even feel?

You attach yourself to pity
Trying to change the world
To forget me!

Maybe by fixing someone else
Will make you forget
What has gone wrong

I welcome you to close our book
Help me let you go

Why do you make me relive it all again
As you desire

As a little boy
I was afraid to be alone

I figured
If kept the light on
Their will always be someone near

As I grew up
I surrounded myself around others
So I wouldn't feel alone

Yet I've always been the loneliest soul!

When I met you
It suddenly changed

Yet I was not too sure what that feeling was
Because I never felt it before

I've forced myself to love before
But it wasn't love
It was desolate

I always felt the loneliest
Yet
You changed my world

Not knowing what I had
I threw it all away

Afraid to be with someone
For once
And
Not alone

How funny!
When I was a kid
I never wanted to be alone
When I finally had the chance
The chance to be with someone
I chose to be alone

I was afraid to loose my loneliness!

My loneliness and I
Have become such good friends
That I was afraid to let her go

So I did everything wrong
To feel right once again

Is funny how my loneliness
Had a side
Whose face I never saw before

This time my word really collapsed
The thing I was always afraid of
Became my best friend

My best friend
Became my worst enemy
Once I met you

Yet how I'll trade it all
Just to live it once again

For that brief moment
I felt alive!




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