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Ruchit patel ____________________________________________________________ Time is Slowed down as ur Mouse Curser too. 00 00 0 0000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 < O O > 00000 00000 0 00 ^ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 --- 00 00 0 0 0000 0 0 Mom and Dad, you're here, that's swell There's something I have to say I’ve found my soul mate, his name is Dell And it's a glorious day! Dell and I, you see, are one He does what I command I simply think it, and it’s done The world is in my hand Today I’m in the Pentagon It’s time to bomb Saddam Just one click and he’ll be gone The Arab world, be damn Hey, Dad. Short a little cash? A hundred thousand, will that do? You’ll have it in a flash Now get yourself something new And, Mom, you want a shopping spree? Diamonds, clothes and much, much more Anything at all, what shall it be? All delivered right to your door Oh, now I’ve got it. How about IRS. A good old fashioned virus is just what we need To raise havoc and create a terrible mess Oh, God, forgive us for such an evil deed I’m so happy now, it’s like a wondrous dream We’re powerful, almighty, invincible you see We are like the Gods. I think I’m going to scream! Now, tomorrow and forever it will be Listen son, I hate to ruin your day But I’ve got bad news The FBI, they’re on their way I think you’re going to lose. What? No joking now. That cannot be. I ran my cloaking program, that’s right From home to satellite and then a ship at sea I’m invisible, completely out of sight That’s wasn’t it. That worked just fine. It’s when your sister came to say hi That’s when you crossed the line You yelled at her, “Out, away, goodbye “Now go. Leave my room! If you come back I’ll log on PBS And Barney will go boom!” She left with tears, her face a mess You laughed at her, had so much fun But she was sick, in pain, despair She went right to the phone and dialed 9-1-1 “There’s a bomb strapped to Barney’s chair!” Why did you do it? I’m at a loss Rob and steal—take jobs away Now a jail cell will be your cross Is it over now? What do you say? I did it ‘cause it was there, you see That’s just the way I am. And when I get out We’ll do it all again, Dell and me Because we’re the best without a doubt. William Manchee |