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Sameer Kaplish I am not tall..6 feet isnt tall..mayb ur short.I hate ppl who xclaim "u've grown so tall!!"....wat??u xpected me to fukin shrink??..isnt that the way its supposed to be?U grow old,u grow tall...elementary..atleast i think it is.. But I envy short people...i wish i was shorter..then i cud get my size in the shoes i like...believe me,gettin a size 12 shoe iz NOT easy..ud be better off tryin to find a horned martian.. I hate my hair...evry dayz a bad hair day for me...normal ppl go for the spiked luk or mayb the mohawk...i've only got the short-ugly-hair luk I hate capsicum, garlic baaad breath... I love junk food...so dont bother wid the cholestrol shit...i aint gonna listen... I'm a bigggggggggg introvert..I am NOT a stuk up asshole.. I think Aishwarya Rai's damn beautiful and if u dont agree wid me...well..SCREW U. If ur meetin me after a long time...remember, dialogues such as "Shit..wats happened to u" hurt. I am NOT gonna get into IIT...lemme repeat that again for the benefit of all my frndz and relatives out there...NOT gonna get into IIT...get that into ur head...and plz dont bother me.. I hate zuuupaaal..wanna kill him.. I got 98% in the ummm..1st term test in 2nd standard..its been a downward decline eversince ... I lovvvve lindsay.. dot... I've written a book called "The mating habits of the money plant"...i wud av told u to read it..but considerin the sensitive nature of the book,itz only available on special order...the buks got a beautiful little disclaimer which says "DONT TRY THIS AT HOME"... Every full moon, I wear a kimono,hold a toilet brush in one hand and a cricket bat in the other, and then roam about raat ko,singin lehmber punjabi songs...helps me lower the stress levels..cant say the same though,for the ppl who see me..... Im a poet..yes u heard it rite...i rite pomess..heres my best work..its about how the orphand kids of zimbabwe, who lost their parntz to AIDS, are dying of hunger...its really very touching yoodle dooodle dooooo i once had a cauuuuuu the cow went "mooooooooooo" on the cow i did susuuuuu and cow said "dude, dont do the dewwwwww" yoodle doodle doooooo ma quote is No body Dies Virgin Life Fucks alll ---------------------------------- @People who think my profile is lame...GO TAKE A HIKE..I DONT GIVE A DAMN BOUT WAT U THINK! |
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Ludhiana
City (Living Now)
Ludhiana
State
Punjab ( India)
DOB
3 April, 1989
Status
Single,
Here For
Friends, Just Looking Around
Speaks
Punjabi , English , Hindi
Religion
Hindu
You Smoke
No
You Drink
No
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